Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. (John D. Rockefeller)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

But at my back I always hear Time’s winged chariot hurrying near. (Andrew Marvell)