Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)