Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is. (Yogi Berra)